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October 16, 2009

POEMs of Rosesh from TV Show "Sarabhai Vs Sarabhai"…

Filed under: 1 — rohanrawat @ 8:08 am

Rosesh (Rajesh Kumar) : He is the second son of Maya & Indravadan. He is a theatre artist wannabe actor & a poet. He is dearest of his mom Maya. He disaproves of his father and is very loyal to Maya. He is very stupid and his poems are always bad, but funny.
Comic side : Acts/speaks like a kid. Truthful by nature but Indravadan hates him for behaving like a “Momma’s boy”. Tries to pour his emotions in his ‘poetry’, and recites those ‘poems’ at the expense of others’ embarrassment and irritation except Maya. Maya does not like his poems either but she loves him too much to hurt his feelings.

***Poems by “Rosesh”***

###Momaa ka purse jaise hospital ki pyaari si koi nurse
      purse mein rakha tissue paper karta hai paseene ka ilaaj
      aur lipstick ho jaise bhookhe honton ka anaaj
      momaa ke purse ka hai makhmali sa sparsh
      momaa ka purse
      momaa ka purse



### Tum bin jaise mai raaste ka andha bhikhari
        thodi blessings daan me de do
        thodi mamta tumhari
        momma ho momma ho…

### Tumhe samjhe toh mujhe bhi samjhana,
       kyu hai mera jeevan itna khokla,
       jaise koi basi aur sada hua khaman dhokla…

### Asman mein uud raha hai kabutar ….
       Aasman mein uud raha hai kabutar ….
       FLUTTER ….. FLUTTER….. FLUTTER…… 

### Humpty dumpty sat on the ‘gadi’
       gadi pe betha tabhi aa gayi dadi
       dadi ne kaha aaja mere paas
       kyuki gadi pe bethna is just so middle class.


### Ek Common Man Ko Mili Hai Pari
       Jese Chiku Ke saath Ho Strawberry
       Aage Aage Mummy Aur Piche Piche Daddy
       Jaise Ho Tom And Jerry

### Hawa mein hain khushi ki aroma
       jeet gayi momma, jeet gayi momma
       say hi to happiness n tata to trauma
       jeet gayi momma, jeet gayi momma

### Khatar khun khatar khun khatar khun
       Sun mere dil ki dhun
       (Apparently Rosesh is comparing his heart to a car which has broken down)
       Tere pyaar ki oiling mil gayi isey
       Toh khatar khun ka ho jaayega gun gun

### Popat Kaka ki atma ka Popat ud gaya ud gaya ud gaya rey…
       Shristey k sajjan haath se popat jud gaya jud gaya jud gaya rey…
       (Popat is name of his kaka who had expired)
 

### Lagul lagul lagul lagul
       laal laal lagul lagul JELLY
       jelly ke cabre dancer jaise shareer mein chhupi hai
       anjaani ankahee paheli

### Jelly hai moma ka mann
       narm mulayam meetha
       pasand hai ise har koi
       sangeeta rita mita aneeta


### Jelly giri zameen par
       to awaaz aayi PLUP PLUP!
       baccha usme haath maare
       to sunai deti hai THUP THUP!

### Ghanan ghanan ghanan ghanan
       badalo se aaye pehla soorya kiran
       datton ke liye danta manjan
       aur pet ke liye kaayam chooran

### Hogi Saahil Bhai ki sagaai………..
       Agley mahiney………..
       Priya Bhabhi phuli na samaai
       Yeah Yeah Yeah…………..

### Jelly par kabhi fungus na lage
       uska swaad kabhi bhankas na lage
       agar bachani hai hume hamari
       country…
       TO JELLY KO BANANA HOGA HAMARA PRADHAN MANTRI!!

### Finally ho rahi hai paani ki bottle khaali..
       jab nahi hai yahan garden..

       toh kyun hoga maali….

### In the bathroom of Sarabhai..
       hogi monisha bhabhi ki pitaai.. 
       rakhti hain woh apna ghar woh ganda.. 
       jaise dal makhani me paneer pasanda….wupeeee

### Momma ka bday karein celebrate…
       age hai 53 but u look 28..
       Monisha bhabhi ne banaaya hai khaana.. 
       jise hum sab karte hain hate…..wupeeeeeeeeeee

### Tring tring baji fone ki ghanti.. 
       usne bola mera naam hai bunty..
       fir woh bola namsate maya aunty..
       maine bola..i am rosesh..sry bunty….wupeeeeeeeeeeee

### Einstein sa dimaag..stupid si biwi… 
       nayi lambi gaadi..toota purana tv..
       yeh mera sahil bhai…
       monisha bhabhi hai hai…!!! wupeeeeeeeeeee 

### Tugduk tugduk tugduk..
       Momma ne bola rosesh..
       Ruk ruk ruk ruk ruk ruk…..
       Maine peche dekha …..
       Look look look look look look….
       Momma ne mujhe di ek horse riding ki…
       Book book book book book book…!!

### Yeh hai teen pair waala kutta,
       Isko kabhi bhagaana nahi padta,
       Susu karte waqt use pair uthaana nahi padta,
       Yeh hai teen pair waala kutta !!!

### *Maya Sarabhai ko jeevit shradhaanjali*

         Meri moma Maaya Sarabhai,
         Yaani Ishwar ki di hui badhaai,
         Ishwar ki samjaai hui sachaai,
         Ki duniya maaya se hi bani banaai !

         Sab kuch hai maaya, yeh sofa yeh kaaya,
         Ishwar ne table-cloth bhi hai maaya se banaaya !

         Rista bhi maaya, raasta bhi maaya,
         Lunch hi nahi, breakfast bhi maaya !

         Maaya sophistication ka pratik hai,
         Thodi contemporary thodi antique hai,

         Maaya to hai mamata ka chaaya,
         Sara pyaar aata always via maaya !

         Maaya hai jeevan ki preyasi,
         Maaya hai jaise dining table ki kursi,
         Maaya hi dudh, maaya hi lassi,
         Phir kaise kahu ki maaya chal basi !!!

                                                                                                                   
 

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10 Comments »

  1. I loved this blog. Rosesh is so funny.

    Comment by Rajat Singh — October 21, 2009 @ 7:28 am

  2. Cool Collection of Rosesh's aweful poems.Loved this page.Thank you.

    Comment by Anonymous — October 21, 2009 @ 7:33 am

  3. Whuppppeeeeeeeee Rohan nice nice nice post. VIVEK S.

    Comment by Anonymous — October 21, 2009 @ 7:38 am

  4. Hilarious stuff. Rosesh is so cute.Nice blog.Thanks….Priya

    Comment by Priya — October 21, 2009 @ 7:40 am

  5. Loved the jelly poems.CUTE CUTE Rosesh. Good collection.Whupeeeeeeeeeee.

    Comment by Adarsh Bhutt — October 21, 2009 @ 7:42 am

  6. too gud and too funny….hilarious!!! :) ROTFL..!!!

    Comment by Shikha Sharma — October 24, 2009 @ 7:13 pm

  7. These poems are a masterpiece ;)..Lovely post

    Comment by Anjum Shafi — November 2, 2009 @ 11:53 am

  8. keep it up

    Comment by aniket — May 3, 2012 @ 11:09 pm

  9. Toilet ke dibbee bhar gaye re..
    Mar gaye mar gaye mar gaye re…

    Comment by ABHISHEK BANERJEE — October 28, 2012 @ 1:48 pm

  10. Roshesh………. Love u

    Comment by SArabhai — March 24, 2013 @ 6:39 pm


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